Have We Become Forgotten?

Do I believe in God? No – not today.
Have I? No – not really.
Will I one day? Guess that depends how well the drive home on the Turnpike goes tonight...but don’t hold your breath.

Anyhow... reading the oh-so-happy international news it occurred to me: God's parents should have bought him a hamster when he was a kid so he could have learned a little more about responsibility. Maybe then this world wouldn't be in such a disgraceful mess – unless we are the hamster.... crap – lets' just hope the hamster was named 'Mars'. Either way if (s)he does exist he's gonna get a load of crap from me one day, I want some answers for the shoddy stewardship he's kept. Screw that, I'm just gonna kick his ass - for the children in Darfur alone.

Sure, Nature is a great achievement, but why cut corners when it came to Man? Seems like he should have gone through another prototype or two before rolling us of the assembly line. Maybe that's why sooner or later we all get recalled.

Maybe he's a teen now and forgotten about us. Maybe one day he'll look into the box of junk in the garage, see us sitting there dusty and broken like an old, now-forgotten, once-favorite telescope. He'll pick us up, clean off the dust, replace broken or missing parts, give us a nice shining and put us on a shelf in a place of prominence.

Lets all hope that if there is a God, he's heading to the garage right now. And lets all wait out there for him so we can kick his ass.