McCain henchmen in MY neck of the woods? ...yep.
If you have a McCain lawn sign you're pretty safe, but if you have an Obama sign you had better keep an eye out for midnight assholes.
In my neighborhood as well as many around me the signs are disappearing at a record rate. Looks like some of the less educated supporters of the Republican party are feeling a little nervous with grandpa and Ms. Congeniality's chances of 4 more years of American blight.
We knew it would probably happen when we picked up our sign, but once it did I was more pissed that I expected.
Last night just three days after being posted, some fucking asshole decided to pull the plastic sign off MY yard and take the metal wicket that it needed to stand up. Well, dumb move jerk off - you left me the only part I cared about - the sign itself. Yes once again proving we ARE more educated than you and YES we do look down on you. I took a piece of cardboard, slipped the sign over it, nailed it to a tree in my front yard, then smeared a mix of petroleum jelly and blue food coloring to the blue edges. Next time pea brain stops bye they'll get a handful of permanent blue jelly to fuck up their clothing. Tonight I'll add some staples for a little blood letting. If my sign gets taken I can simply call the police again and tell them to look for some jackass with bloody blue hands. God forbid they find you, you'll be charged with interfering with my freedom of speech, trespassing, and vandalism. Your name gets to be in the papers and you'll have the pleasure of my smiling face in court as you get your fine and I get to watch Obama take the oath of office.
If you have an Obama sign I suggest you rig it well, the Republican militia will surely try to mess with it. Hell I'd sleep on the porch with my BB gun if I didn't have a job to go to.
In my neighborhood as well as many around me the signs are disappearing at a record rate. Looks like some of the less educated supporters of the Republican party are feeling a little nervous with grandpa and Ms. Congeniality's chances of 4 more years of American blight.
We knew it would probably happen when we picked up our sign, but once it did I was more pissed that I expected.
Last night just three days after being posted, some fucking asshole decided to pull the plastic sign off MY yard and take the metal wicket that it needed to stand up. Well, dumb move jerk off - you left me the only part I cared about - the sign itself. Yes once again proving we ARE more educated than you and YES we do look down on you. I took a piece of cardboard, slipped the sign over it, nailed it to a tree in my front yard, then smeared a mix of petroleum jelly and blue food coloring to the blue edges. Next time pea brain stops bye they'll get a handful of permanent blue jelly to fuck up their clothing. Tonight I'll add some staples for a little blood letting. If my sign gets taken I can simply call the police again and tell them to look for some jackass with bloody blue hands. God forbid they find you, you'll be charged with interfering with my freedom of speech, trespassing, and vandalism. Your name gets to be in the papers and you'll have the pleasure of my smiling face in court as you get your fine and I get to watch Obama take the oath of office.
If you have an Obama sign I suggest you rig it well, the Republican militia will surely try to mess with it. Hell I'd sleep on the porch with my BB gun if I didn't have a job to go to.
posted by Anthony at 8:57 AM
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